Clean Jokes



Antique Collectors!

A Columbian, Russian, Arab and a Parsi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors Dinner.
Columbian Drug Lord, "I have loads of money. I want to buy world`s rarest...

Smart Gujarati

A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God. God happy with his prays, grants him only one wish...

Three Englishmen and a Welshman

Three Englishman walk into a bar and spot a Welshman sitting alone at a table...

Chinese Jews!

Smith and Jones were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
"Smith," asked Jones, "are there any Jews in China?"
"I don`t know...

Job Interview!

A mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary. The manager saw the woman's colourful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut...

The Pearly Gates

St Peter was manning the pearly gates when 40 New Yorkers showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven`s door...

Minister of Ports & Shipping!

An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as an Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan. The Pakistani Officer was...

Eye Sight Test

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card...

Indians and Rebirth

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on...

Pet Fish?

A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. The game warden asked...