Clean Jokes



Racist Bar!

A black guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
Bartender says, "Sorry sir, we don't serve your kind here!

The Time Machine

President Obama and the Canadian PM are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. President Obama goes first...

A Matter of Choice

A preacher was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey...

Passport, Please

An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag...

Hide-and-Seek Champion

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded...

Ocean of Beer

Two Aussies, Hugo and Jake, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Hugo stumbled across an old lamp...

Spit It Out

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy...

Entry to Heaven

There was an Englishman, an Indian and a Pakistani driving along, when they rolled the car and the three of them got killed. They went to Heaven and met St Peter at...

The Name Game

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph...

B-R-O-W-N

A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches...