An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went on a mountain-climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were...
Paddy was the most intelligent man in Ireland. He was the president of the Irish branch of Mensa and he had won a million pounds on Who wants to be a Millionaire, and was...
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to American hell...
A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, a very reserved Englishman who had just...
A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to a woman lying by the roadside.
'Have the police come...
Five Irishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The gorgeous blonde Italian customs agent stops and tells them, 'It's illegal to put five people in a...
There were two friends. One Hindu, Pawan and the other Muslim, Javed. They were heavy boozers. Not a day passed without their meeting, which resulted in ending up at a bar. Everyone was fed up with their drinking habit. Even they were keen to stop drinking. But...
An American Jew enters into a bar and sees a Chinese guy having a beer. He walks over and gives the Chinese guy a huge back hander which lays the poor guy out on the floor.
'What was that for?', says the Chinaman.
'That', says the Jew, 'Was for...
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant
'Sid,' asked Al, 'Are there any Jews in China?'
'I don`t know,' Sid replied. 'Why don`t we ask the waiter?'
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Chinese Jews?'
'I don`t know sir, let me ask,' the waiter replied, and...
An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside him.The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat.
The American asks :`Do you eat the bread...