Clean Jokes



Microsoft is Always Right

One of Microsoft`s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came...

Warnings and Errors

A computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, "Don`t you know that those things can kill you? They put a warning on every pack...

Ignore Warnings

A computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, "Don`t you know that those things can kill you? They put a warning on every pack...

Warnings and Errors!

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says, "Hey, don`t you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn`t you see the giant warning...

Height of Automation

Hello! Is this Gordon`s Pizza?
No sir, it`s Google`s Pizza.
Did I dial the wrong number?
No sir, Google bought the pizza store....

Mini iPad and Maxi iPad

On the eve of the marketing campaign for his new invention, Apple president Steve Jobs was discussing it with his top associate. Steve was just finishing up a rundown of the iPad`s features when he noticed...

A Talking Frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket...

FB Friend Request

I was browsing my FB page the other day and came across a friend request from a girl `Anita Rao`. Now I was surprised as well as suspicious since people like us rarely get friend request from girls and that too...

SBI Destroys Ransomware

WannaCry Ransomware virus tried to enter into computer system of SBI. It could not succeed as someone told it: Abhi Hamara Lunch Time Hai, Lunch Break Ke Baad Aana. Ransomware Lunch Break Ke...

Apple vs Windows

Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY:
"Don`t ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don`t have Windows!"
And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises... "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday`s half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages."