Clean Jokes



Alzheimer's or AIDS ?

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well...

Medical Opinions

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said...

Woman's Ears !

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him...

Smart Doctor

A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive...

Two Assholes

Two Proctologists were at a medical conference in a resort in outback Australia. They decided to enjoy the local highlights from the back of a camel...

Under The Bed

Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy...

Nurse`s Revenge

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling...

Best Kept Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman can keep a secret...

Best Consultant

Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a waiting room full of people who need his advice and specialist treatment...

Best Buddies

Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently...