Clean Jokes



Benefits of Green Tea

A young woman arrived to her doctor with black and blue signs of beating. Doctor, "What happened?"
Woman, "Doctor, I do not know what to do...

Viagra-like drugs for Women

With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a reputed pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance...

Terrible Constipation

A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation.
The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken...

The New Hospital Wing

When some doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at a hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it...

The Bud Light

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The nurse told him to have a seat in the examination room and that the doctor would be with him in just...

Peeing Woes

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you...

First Proctological test

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The nurse told him to have a seat in the examination room and that the doctor would be...

Deep Roots

A dentist ran out of anesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into...

Best Patients

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says...

How to Charge?

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer...