Clean Jokes



Bleeding Man

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead, when in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him...

Psychic Chat

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes...

Serious Patient

A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered...

Medical Opinions

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend, 'I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome - those people...

Big Fart!

There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out.
So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, 'Big chief, no fart...

Get Well Soon

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something...

Psychic Chat

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.
The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes...

Dynamite

There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was 'war'.
The first person comes up onto the stage and says...

Same Age

An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but can't find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full...

Night-Call

A Doctor gets taken short up in the middle of the night and finds his toilet is completely blocked.
He says to his wife, 'I'm going to have to call a plumber.'
The wife replies...