A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.
A nurse stopped him, and asked...
A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician.
'I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. One thousand rupees for the first visit, and one hundred rupees for each one after...
The orthopedic surgeon Joe work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
Joe sat the display skeleton in the front of his car, his bony arm across the back...
This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to receive...
A Blonde brought her baby in to see the doctor, and right away he determined that baby had an ear ache.
Doctor wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, 'Put two drops in right ear every four hours' and he abbreviated 'right' as an R with a circle...
A patient complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
'Before it happens, do you see any dreams?' the doctor said.
'Yes, doctor. Usually a see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee.'
'OK,' the doctor said. 'Next time you see the demon, say...
An old lady went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
'It's terrible,' she said, 'I haven't moved my bowels in a week.'
'I see. Have you done anything...
'Mr. Jacobs,' the analyst said, 'I think this will be your last visit.'
'Does that mean I'm cured?' he asked.
'For all practical purposes, yes,' she said. 'I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where...
Early one morning, John, who works at the local funeral parlour, woke his wife, complaining of severe abdominal pains.
They rushed to the emergency room, at the local hospital, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain.
John told his wife not to...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together.
One said to the other three, 'People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.'
The others agreed.
Then one said...