A lady went to a doctor to complain about a pain in her side. He informed her she was suffering from appendicitis and must undergo an operation. Not quite trusting...
An elderly man was sick and in the hospital. There was this one nurse who drove him crazy because every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child...
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible....
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to...
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked...
A young woman wasn`t feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.
"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive...
An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem.
"It`s horrible," she said, "I haven`t moved my...
Doctor, I have an ear ache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 B.C. - That root is heathen...
Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, "Looks like a duck, flies like...
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first....