Clean Jokes



Second Opinion!

A lady went to a doctor to complain about a pain in her side. He informed her she was suffering from appendicitis and must undergo an operation. Not quite trusting...

Don't Mess With Old People...

An elderly man was sick and in the hospital. There was this one nurse who drove him crazy because every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child...

Post-Operative Shock

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible....

The Nervous Surgeon

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to...

Comforting a Patient!

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked...

A Great Physician

A young woman wasn`t feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.
"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive...

Constipation Problem

An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem.
"It`s horrible," she said, "I haven`t moved my...

A short history of medicine

Doctor, I have an ear ache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 B.C. - That root is heathen...

Duck Hunting!

Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, "Looks like a duck, flies like...

Bad News!

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first....