A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they cost?" he asked the clerk...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact
The orthopedic surgeon Joe worked for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
Joe sat the display skeleton in the front of his car, his bony...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the the operating table. she had a near-death experience.
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time...
A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this...
This guy goes to the doctor after being constipated for two weeks. The doctor prescribes a heavy-duty laxative and tells him to take two when he gets home. The guy goes home to...
The doctor finished his examination and asked the patient to step into his office.
"Sit down, Mr. Kay sen. After looking at these test results, I recommend that...
A doctor enters into a patient's room and informs the patient that he has good news and bad news. He then asks the patient which news he would like to hear...
An old codger goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing. His wife goes with him because the poor old bloke is hard of hearing.
After an examination the Doctor says
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation problem.
"It's terrible," she said. "I haven’t moved my bowels...