Clean Jokes


Blind Date

I was headed for a blind date last night, but I was worried... what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not to worry as there is an app for just that situation. It`s called Mum Are You Okay...

With Age Comes Wisdom

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then the new school year began...

Eating at Decrepit Restaurant

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives...

Bizarre Automobile Insurance Claims

The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary...

Corporate Recruiting

Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?
MD: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates...

Speed Camera

A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn`t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed limit for once! He turned around and drove past again...

That's Chutzpah!

Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to fill the recently vacant position of salesperson. Sarah, an outspoken...

Health is Better Than Wealth

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house...

Double-Mutant Triple-Helix Corona Variant- FAQs

Q. Why curfew from 8pm to 7am?
A. Due to rising temperatures with the onset of summer, Corona likes to step out when it gets cool. Hence the curfew....

Issues in English

A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that...