Clean Jokes


Future Value

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what...

A Very Inspiring Story!

Every morning, the CEO of a major bank in Manhattan went to the corner where a shoeshine man was always there. He used to sit on the chair, read the Wall Street Journal, and the humble shoeshine man...

Indians and White Man

An old Native Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one Official...

Tuadda Kutta Tommy, Sadda Kutta...

Saddi Chowmein Chowmein, Tuaddi Chowmein Spaghetti?
Sadda Dosa Dosa, Tuaadda Dosa Pancake?
Sadda Pear Pear, Tuadda Pear Avocado...

Hot Stock!

A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It`s only $1 a share."
"Buy me 1,000 shares," said the client...

Beef Tongue vs Eggs!

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher`s counter.
The lady asks, "What in the world is that...

Mister Fog!

A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman.
"Eh, actually no...

Dead Crows

The Goa Police have found a large number of dead crows on the Goa-Karnataka highway early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains...

Free Meals

A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other. The rabbi goes, "Man, you`ve put on some weight since last time!"
Priest: "Yeah I know, it is a new technique I came up with...

Product Quality and Standards

They`re still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they stated that they will only accept...