Clean Jokes


The Pink Envelope

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of the Granville Christian Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday...

Easy Money

One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from. "Well, we were standing outside the...

Train Accident

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways.
The interviewer asked him, "Do you know how to use the equipment?"
"Yes," the boy replied. "Then what would you do...

Impressing the Boss

Jim needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven....

Very Expensive Roast Chicken

When the heir to the Rothschild fortune visited a poor Jewish village near Budapest, the locals poured out to greet him. With all due ceremony, he was given a small parade, met with the mayor, and awarded..

Listen Carefully

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath....

Bear Hunting

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him...

Best Kiss Ever

Earlier this year, a group of bikers were riding out when they saw a girl about to jump off the Humber Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man, gets off his Harley...

Strip Down!!!

So I went to stay in the US and started getting used to the American way of life... After a few months of staying there, I thought I should have a personal handgun as well...

Fire Saftey Seminar!

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade...