A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You`re just like Brian."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Brian. He`s a guy...
An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down the back of her dress...
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered...
A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out...
A Colombian, Russian, Arab and a Punjabi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors` Dinner. Colombian Drug Lord: "I have loads of money... I want to buy the world`s 10 rarest pens...
A Jewish family invited their gentile neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is matzo ball soup."
On seeing the two large...
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn`t like at all...
An interoffice football game was held every year between the company`s marketing and support staff. The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. But the marketing department...
Globally, we are now into our seventh month of this pandemic. These various quotes made me laugh, which I SO needed. Which one is your favorite?
1. So let me get this straight, there`s no cure for a virus...