Clean Jokes



Badnaseebi!!!

k Mehfil Mein Ek Bujurg Apne Kuch Anubhav Logon Ko Bata Rahe The. Maine Apni Life Mein 3 Kism Ke Logon Se Jyada Badnaseeb Kisi Ko Nahin Dekha. Pehle Vo Jinke Paas Bharpoor Naye Kapde Hon Phir Bhi...

How's Your Married Life?

Shadi Ke Bahut Dinon Ke Baad 2 Doston Ki Mulakaat Hui. Ek Dusre Se Milkar Dono Bahut Hi Khush Hue Aur Phir Ek Dusre Ki Married Life Ka Haal Puchne Lage. Pehla Dost: Aur Bhai, Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai Married Life Tumhari...

Types of Ghar!

Teacher Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchta Hai: Pappu Beta, Ye Batao Ki Ghar Kitne Prakaar Ke Hote Hain?
Pappu: Sir Ji, Jo Ghar Housle Se Banaye Jaate Hain Unhe `House` Kehte Hain...

Invitation For Dinner

Aaj Subah Mera Ek Naya Dost, Jo Ki Bengali Hai, Mere Ghar Aaya Aur Bola: Aaj Shaam Ko Hamare Ghar Bhojan Hai, Aap Shob Oaiyega. Meine Kaha Theek Hai, Hum Zaroor Aayenge. Maine Apne Wife Se Kaha...

Shadi Ka Darr

Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Bujurg Se Pucha Ki Aapne Jeevan Bhar Shadi Kyun Nahin Ki? Wo Bujurg Bola: Mein Tumko Ek Chota Sa Kissa Sunata Hun. Ye Baat Meri Jawani Ke Time Ki Hai. Mein Ek Party Mein Gaya Tha. Wahan Anjaane Mein...

Biwi Ka Khauf!!!

Mandir Mein Raat Ko Bhajan Aur Kirtan Ka Programme Tha. Suresh Ka Dil Kara Raha Tha Jaane Ka Lekin Uski Patni Ne Mana Karte Hue Kaha: Tum Pata Nahi Kab Tak Aoge, Late Ho Jaoge. Mein Kab Tak....

Adhura Pyaar

Kal Shaam Mein Apne Ek Dost Ke Saath Baitha Peg Laga Raha Tha. 3-4 Peg Lagane Ke Baad Vo Bhai Kuch Senti Sa Ho Gaya Aur Bola: Yaar... Kal Meri Premika Ki Beti 21 Saal Ki Ho Jayegi. Maine Kaha: Toh Kya....

Baarish Ho Rahi Hai

Aaj Office Se Aakar Jab Mein Bahar Apni Balcony Mein Baitha Toh Mausam Ekdum Suhawana Ho Gya Aur Baarish Bhi Shuru Ho Gayi. Maine Apni Patni Se Kaha: Arey Sunti Ho... Dekho Bahar Kya Mast Baarish Ho Rahi Hai...

Narak Bhi Swarg Hai

Ek Baar Mein Sharaab Ki Bottle Lekar Ghar Ki Taraf Jaa Raha Tha Ki Raaste Mein Apne Pados Mein Rehne Waale Pandit Ji Mil Gaye Aur Meri Daaru Ki Botal Dekh Ke Kahne Lage: Bhai, Tum Sharaab Peete Ho, Tum Toh...

Alzheimer's or Parkinson's

Ek Retired Aadmi Aksar Ek Sadhu Baba Se Milne Jaya Karte The. Ek Din Baba ji Us Aadmi Se Bole: Ab Tum Budhe Ho Rahe Ho Aur Jaldi Hi Budhape Mein Hone Waali Bimarion Mein Se Ek Bimari Tumhe Bhi Lagne Waali Hai...