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Last Will and Testament

Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz, Sam`s best friend since childhood, is to be executor of the will...

Plead Guilty

After a trial had been going on for three days, finally, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge`s bench.

"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from...

Always Tell the Truth

A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, "Did anyone tell you what to say in court?"
"Yes, sir...

Billable Hours!

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this...

Truthful Lawyer

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent...

Job Selection

A prestigious law firm interviewing prospective attorneys had narrowed the field down to Bob and Paul. Both had graduated at the top of their respective law school classes. Both were from good families...

You're Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You`re beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again...

Traffic Challan

Two judges were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in court on the appointed day, no one was there, so instead of wasting time waiting around they decided to try each other...

Corruption Case

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case...

Liars or Lawyers

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party. "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.
"Try to fix it if it`s big; ignore it if it`s insignificant...