Clean Jokes



Great Understanding

A husband comes home after attending a club meeting. He tells his wife, "Dear, there was a drinking competition after meeting today."
His wife spontaneously, "Who got the second position...

Elderly Road Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses...

A Tale of Two Diaries

Wife`s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that...

A Brave Husband

This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting...

Household Expenses

Santa: Oye Jeeto! Bada Kharcha Ho Gaya Is Mahine... Saari Salary Khatam Ho Gayi. Kahan Lag Gaye Itne Paise.. Kahan Kharch Kar Diye???
Jeeto: Maine Apne Liye Nahin Use Kiye... Ghar Kharch Mein...

The Happiest Day

Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry! I just...

Once a Mom, Always a Mom

A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple. Everyone was curious and asked her, "Why the change in your interest to...

Behind every successful...

During a company`s annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived...

After God, Fear Women!

Wife: Honey let`s play a game.
Husband: Okay. What`s the game about?
Wife: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side...

When a Man Cooks!

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion. Routine... 1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and..