An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates..
John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. "My goodness...
Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, "Congratulations Harry...
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where...
Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It`s Friday... you`re late..."
"I`m busy with my team in an experiment."
"Whats that?"
"We`ve just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambient...
Yesterday morning, a woman said to her husband, "I`ll bet you don`t know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office...
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice, "I know we have been married for...
Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman...
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt, so please...