Clean Jokes



Reviving the Marriage

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe`s place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and...

Not Our Kid

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something...

Just Another Woman

A man came home from the mine where he works, very sad and stressed. The wife asks: Babe what`s wrong???
The man says: All the people I`m working with are dead...

Think Before You Speak!

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking 2 my wife about life.. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her, "Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines...

Human Nature!!!

A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn`t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there`s a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decided to go there to consult him..

Being a Loving Husband

An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with...

Starting a Family

According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months went by without success, they consulted the base physician, who chose to examine...

Traditional Marriage

A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church. So they met with their gay pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether...

Wives Are Always Right

Harry was stunned to come home from work one evening and find his wife stuffing all her belongings into a suitcase. "What on earth are you doing?" he cried.
"I can`t stand it anymore...

Shopping With The Wife

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury`s.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate...