The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to...
Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year`s office party. She was sooooo... drunk. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was...
My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so I gave...
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn`t get hurt...
One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife to go out of the room. Then he said to the guy: What are you doing here?
The guy replied: I love your wife...
I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stumbling all over the place and fell into bed fully clothed. In the morning...
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down...
Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parents` nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is...
An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. The couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen...