6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn`t love you, then why the hell did I propose?
6 Weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress...
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I`ve got really smelly feet and that my socks...
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife`s annoyance. "You`ll fart your guts out...
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have a nice soak in the...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don`t have to wait as long to get our coffee....
After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading...
A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor. The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant. The counsellor: You know the consequences...
A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all grown and very successful, agreed to attend a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number One...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman`s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn`t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered...