A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly across the ocean to Hawaii, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker led him to a tree...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse`s confidence with some cheese and then...
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck....
one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn`t return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about...
A zebra lived her whole life in a zoo but was getting on in age, so the zoo decided to let her spend her final years on a farm. The zebra was excited to see a huge pasture with green grass and hills and many strange animals...
A rather large lady had saved her money for a long time to be able to afford a cruise on a ship to the Bahamas. When she gets settled in her cabin she goes to the dining room for her first meal on board...
A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population and young George was pretty excited. "Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there...
Two whales are swimming in the ocean when they saw a whaling ship in the distance, the male whale realizes that it`s the same one that killed his parents so he turns to the female whale and asks if she...
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would shout all kinds of obscenities, always leading off with "Somebody`s gonna get it tonight...