A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his...
Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom...
Farmer Joe lives with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said...
This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a goat runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the goat by the hind legs and starts...
Three women walk in a pet shop. Suddenly the parrot yells out, 'White, pink, blue.' The first ladie says, 'That's funny, I'm wearing white underwear.'...
Two crocodiles lay on the strand of Nile. Suddenly they hear strange sound:
'Hee-hee-hee-bang! Hee-hee-hee-bang!'
One crocodile asks another...
Once a wolf and a stallion decided to fuck each other.
The wolf mounted the stallion and screws him, then says: 'Hey Stallion, please twirl your ass...
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
'What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $15.
'Why is it that cheap...
The doggies held a conference. They came from near and far, some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car. They gathered in the hallway to sign the visitors book.
Then each dog took his a$$hole off and...
Police officers Joe and Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, 'Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them.'
Joe replied, 'We don't have to go back, just give...