Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, 'Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn`t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. 'By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20...
During a wild party at a Long Island country house, Roxanne had too much to drink and strolled outside for some air.
Getting to a grassy field, she lay down to watch the stars. Roxanne was almost asleep when a...
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to him and asked: 'Are you a real...
'I smoke cigars beacuse at my age if I don`t have something to hold onto I might fall down.' - George Burns
'They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I`m going miss...
She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.'
Well, the man, after reading this note...
The results of this study shows that your efficiency increases if you put the computer in the loo or you put the lavatory at the work station.
Absolutely naked woman enters the pub. Barman looks at her very attentively.
Woman: Hey, what`s up? Haven`t you ever seen naked...
This guy goes into a bar and sees a sign over the bar with a picture of a man and the words 'World`s Champ'.
The guy walks up to the bar and asks what the picture is all about. The bartender tells him that...
A drunken man comes home with his friend. Reaching near his home he shows his friend his car and says, 'This is my Car, and that...
This large, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless, stained sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a quite unshaven armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar. 'What damn gentleman around here will buy this young lady a drink?' she demands in a deep, gravelly