Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, `I`m so pissed off!` `Oh yeah? What happened?` asked the bartender politely.
`See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home, and we stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when...
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. 'What can I get you?' the bartender inquired. 'I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,' responded the young man. '6 shots?!? Are you...
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says 'Hold on a second here - you can`t bring that animal in here, they aren`t allowed!' So the man says, 'But my gator here does a really cool trick.' The bartender says...
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, 'Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn`t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was...
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, 'Hey, you don`t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.' The lady asks...
A man walks up to the bartender and says, 'Y`see that cup over there? I`ll bet $100 that I can piss in it from here!' The bartender readily agrees, because...
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: `Can your dog perform....
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, 'I don`t know what else to do, whenever I go home after we`ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed...
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town`s morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town`s only bar.
George stared at her for...
A guy goes to a bar & finds a 12 inch pianist on the piano He is surprised & asks the bartender ..
'How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear...