A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
'Certainly, sir, that`ll be 1 cent.'
'One penny!?' exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, 'Yes.'
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks...
A girl and her boyfriend got to the local pub. When it`s the girls turn to buy a round, she tells him that she has heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.
She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of...
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor.
As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'
The bartender replied, 'I really...
This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn`t wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, 'Honey, I`ll be right back...'
'Where are you going coochy cooh...?', asked the wife. 'I`m going to the bar, pretty face. I`m going to have a beer.'
The wife says to him, 'You want...
One night a wino was wandering the streets looking for a place to sleep for the night. He was so tired that he ended up crashing in the parking lot of a gay club.
That night two drunk patrons are walking to their car and see the wino crashed out by the back dumpster. They walk over to him, flip him over and
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, 'Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.' The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.
'Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy', again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning...
A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular Scandinavian-looking young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they made love. After a pleasant...
These three guys try going to this bar for the first time and turns out to be pretty rough and tough biker bar. They each ask for a mug of beer.
The barmaid says to them, 'I`m not serving you three until I see 30 inches of cock between ya.' So the first guy...
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I...
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn`t touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.
Bartender: 'Hey pal, is something wrong?'
The Guy: 'Yeah, I`m...