A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table...
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves...
A stripper in a hurry to get home leaves the club with nothing on but a loose coat. As she crosses the street, a drunk driver skids around the corner and hits the stripper sending her flying into the air and...
A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one and mumbles, 'This is for the shame.'
Then, she downs the second one and mumbles, 'This is for the...
This man is going through a nasty divorce. One night he's sitting at a bar getting plastered.
Suddenly he raises his head, looks over his shoulder to his left and...
A man walks into a bar and the bartender said 'Hey John, how about a beer.'
John replies 'Yeah I'll take one, but call me Lucky.'
'Why call you Lucky?'
'Well, I was changing a flat tyre on the highway, when I realized I had forgotten something in the car. Right after I walked away...
A drunken man was casually peeing into a drinking fountain in the park.
A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically.
'What do you think you're doing. There's a public toilet...
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back ofthe pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the bum of the other.
'So what's going on...
A man walks into a bar and sits down and order 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender stunned by this order asks the man, what is the occasion.
The man says, 'I’m celebrating in a way.'
The bartender asks the man what he’s celebrating.
The man smiles and says, 'Today I just got my first...
Three Irishmen are enjoying a round of stout in the local pub when suddenly a drunk stumbles in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle...
The drunk shouts, 'Your mom`s the best damn lay in town!'
Everyone in the pub expects a fight, but the young strong man just ignores him.
The drunk mumbles as he...