At a wine merchants, the regular taster died and the director started looking FOR a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away...
An Italian, a German, and a Polack were sitting in a Manhattan bar. After six drinks the Italian says, "That`s six drinks and we haven`t even gotten a free one yet, down in little Italy there`s a bar where every fourth...
A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady...
After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said: What can I get you, gorgeous...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What`s yours?"
"I`ll have the same...
A man walks into a bar and announces, "Drinks on the house for everyone, except that queer at the end of the bar."
A little while later he again announces, "Drinks on the house for everybody, except that queer at the end of the bar."
The queer was getting kind of upset when...
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to...
After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said, "What can I get you...
A married couple sitting in a restaurant enjoying their dinner, halfway through the main course the man excuses himself and goes to the toilet. The woman sits there alone and decides to touch up her...
Boyfriend 1: Can I touch your boobs?
Girlfriend 1: Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend 2: Can I touch...