A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn`t too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had...
A guy came out of his local pub. Across the road was a brothel. He looked in his wallet and had enough money so he crossed the road. Being rather intoxicated, he staggered...
"First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you`re not," said the girl.
"Then I`ll take you to dinner and...
A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up...
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting....
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her. After a few more drinks and a little conversation...
Two old drunks were drinking up at a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn`t bend my dick with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it...
This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife....
I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
"Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends...
A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar last. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all and he found himself thinking she probably had...