A young guy walks into a bar and orders 10 brandies, the barman lines them up and knocks them all back one after the other.
Wow says barman what you celebrating...
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 10 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders...
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then...
A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two bikers, one with his fingers...
A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches a reasonably attractive lady sitting by herself, "May I buy you a cocktail...
Returning from the men's room, a bar customer was shaking his head.
"What's the matter?" inquired the bartender.
"While I was in the bathroom...
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and...
Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together.
The man turns to the woman and says, "I've got a hypothetical question for you miss...
A Farmer was plowing a field and his neighbor came over to see how he was doing. When the farmer was done he came over to talk to his neighbor, the neighbor told...
A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. A drunk man next to her stares at her...