A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her...
Having had one too many, a man at a bar was beginning to display an ugly side.
An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, "Hey, how about it babe—you and me?"
The woman got up to move away from the drunk, and as she did, the man said loudly, "Honey, you look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars."
She looked back and replied just as loudly, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a Woman sitting by herself...
A Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "I think my privates are too small." He says.
The doctor asks him which drink he...
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker...
A young man walks into a bar and notices two lovely young blondes sitting down. He tells the bartender, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go relieve himself. He comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and...
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount...
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches...
A dude named Henry really hates fags. Anyway, he moves into a new neighborhood and decides to go check out the bars. As he strolls along, he keeps seeing signs with...