Mature Jokes



Pregnant Blonde

A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, "What if the baby starts coming, and I can`t get to the hospital...

A Visit To The Doctor

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination...

Smell Like Cum

Two blonde girls from Essex walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That`s quite nice...

Can I Smell Your Pussy?

A gorgeousl, size 10 blonde from New York went to Australia for her vacation and booked into a VERY expensive hotel. She changed into her skimpy thong bikini, put on a fashionable beach shirt...

Good News

A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK?" he asked.
"Well, to be honest, I have ...

Bone Loss!!!

Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She had a tummy tuck, breast and butt implants, botox, collagen... the works. Ten weeks and thousands of dollars later, she was a new woman...

Is Semen Sweet?

The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand. "Are you saying there`s a lot of sugar in male semen?"
"Correct," responded the professor, adding more...

Age-Defying Makeover

Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen... the works. Ten weeks and thousands of dollars...

Beer and Boobs

A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts. The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar....

Not A Natural Blonde!

"Miss, I`m sorry but we can`t employ you as a center-fold model", the editor of a men`s magazine explained. "It`s all too obvious that your blonde hair isn`t natural, since the hair between your legs is black...