Mature Jokes



Screw and Bolt!

On the first day of the school term the shop teacher was surprised to see a rather proper-looking young lady sitting in the front row of his classroom. Her name was Emily and she was the only girl to sign up for the woodwork...

I Love Being In Bed

The Blondes at a certain Californian university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So they...

I Love Being In Bed

The Blondes at a certain Californian university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So they...

Make a Wish and Blow

A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order and saw that she was crying. "What is wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked. Wiping tears from her eyes...

Pussy Treats

A beautiful blonde strode angrily into the large store and slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, "What`s the problem? Wouldn`t your cat eat them...

Same Position

A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, "What if the baby starts coming, and I can`t get to the hospital...

Body Search

The voluptuous blonde was walking down a dimly lit street when a man jumped out of the bushes. "Give me your money," he demanded.
"I d-don`t have any...

Plastic Surgery

Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen...

Run Over Blonde

A woman is lying in the road after being run over. The driver of the car that knocked her down comes to her aid. "Are you all right?" he asks.
"You`re just a blur," she says, "so my sight is...

Flower Vase

A very large blonde woman and a very large brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop.... "Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop...