A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy very blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and gave it to her...
A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.
Doctor, "Can you read the bottom line?"
Girl, "No...
"Let us assume," said the professor, "that you are aboard a small craft alone in the Pacific, and you spot a vessel approaching you with several thousand sex-starved sailors on board...
A blond City girl named Amy marries a N. Dakota rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so...
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We`ve been trying for months now, doctor, and I don`t seem to be able to...
A 75 year old tycoon and his 22 year old blonde bride were on their way from the wedding reception to the honeymoon suite at the Plaza. Suddenly he had a tremendous heart attack. The paramedics were called...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many...
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes...
Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new secretary, a very attractive blonde, in the office down the hall from me. She flagged me down and asked for help. "My CD drive won`t work, can you help me...
"It`s funny,"says Samantha, "Peter`s balls are always cold as ice when I`m sucking his dick."
"You know what?" replies Jenny. "It`s exactly the same with my Richard...