A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist`s couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try. "I`ve tried to be a secretary and failed," she complained. "I tried to be an...
A blonde`s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear...
A stunning blonde had gone to her student adviser for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK," he asked?
"Well, to be honest...
A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
"What`s wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.
Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and...
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. "It`s funny," says Samantha, "Peter`s balls are always cold as ice when I`m giving him a blowjob!"
"You know what?" replies Jenny, "It`s exactly the same with my...
Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he`d been recommended to paint him in the nude.
"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that...
A blonde and her redhead friend were talking about sex...
Blonde: Tell me, what is sex ?
Redhead: Sex is when you dress up, go to a bar, flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some...
A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist`s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained.
"I tried to be a secretary and failed...
A Blonde couple were in a car parked on Lovers Lane and the young man turned admiringly to his pretty date and said, "Gee, you smell terrific. You wearing...
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don`t know anything about each other.
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go...