Mature Jokes



Gator Bite

An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and announced...

What's Artificial Insemination?

A Blonde buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for...

Woodwork Class

A young Blonde enrolls for a Woodwork Class. On the first day of the school term the teacher was surprised to see a rather prim young lady sitting in the front row of his classroom...

The Insemination Man

Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a dairy farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says...

Blonde on a Date

A blonde went out on a date with her boyfriend to the movies. After the movie he took her...

A Blonde Groaner

A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts. The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and...

Love and Sex

Redhead: Tell me, what is sex ?
Blonde: Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money...

The Pregnant Blonde

A sexy blonde walked into the doctor`s waiting room and couldn`t find an empty seat anywhere. Finally, she walks over to one gentleman that was sitting down, and said, "I wonder if I might...

Drunk Blondes

Two drunk blondes are stumbling home one night. One of the girls has to take a pee, so she walks over to the bushes and stumbles off into a field. After quite sometime the second blonde...

Breast Surgery

Mary: So somehow we started talking about doctors and hospitals and surgeries, and I told him about my breast surgery.
Jill: And then?
Mary: Well, naturally, he asked...