Mature Jokes



Virgin Wool

Carol, being the type shopper to "only buy-on-sale items," beckoned to a salesman in Bergdorf Goodman`s.
She pointed to a white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said...

Legally Blonde

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides...

First Visit

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.
"We`ve been trying for months now...

A Blonde's Cooking Diary!

Dear Diary,
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said...

Feeling Good!

When asked by hir host if she would like to have another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said...

Low Cut Dress!

A blonde with big knockers always bought dresses that showed off her cleavage. Trying on a particularly low-cut dress she checks with the assistant if she thinks it`s too low...

Pasteurized Milk

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk...

Blonde's Diary on a Cruise Ship

DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 2

The Joke is on You

A woman phones her blonde neighbor and says, "Close your curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing...

Sex or Work?

The petite young blonde was being interviewed for a rather high-level executive position in the advertising agency.
Finally, the interviewer concluded with, "I like your style...