Two casino dealers are waiting idly at the craps table when a beautiful blonde comes in and asks if she could bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice.
A blonde completed four weeks of dental restoration with the dentist. She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist and she was going to...
Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Mary sprays it on her wrist and smells it...
A man walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I`ll make you a deal. I`ll open this crocodile...
A blonde walks into a porno shop and asks, "How much for the white dildo...
A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the...
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point...
Two blondes are having lunch catching up with each other's news. "I heard you've given up smoking, is it true?"
"Yes, I haven't had a cigarette in almost two months...
A lovely blonde had just had a complete physical after having missed two consecutive menstrual periods.
"Well, Mrs. Appleby," smiled her doctor...
A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling...