'Miss Veronica, we can't employ you as a model,' the editor from the men's magazine explained.
'Why?'
'It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs..
This Blonde goes to a restaurant and orders a scoop of vanilla ice cream, a scoop of strawberry ice cream and a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The waiter says, 'Miss, we have no chocolate.'
So the Blonde says that`s okay she will have a vanilla milk shake, a strawberry milk shake and a chocolate milk shake.
Once again the waiter tells her...
A blonde agrees to accompany a young guy on a date. On the fixed night this guy arrives at her house and knocks the door. To his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
'I`m sorry,' she exclaims, 'I am running a bit late. Please come in and I`ll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I...
A Blonde was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
'Damn, that was stupid, ' she thought as she fell. 'What a way to die.'
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, 'Do you suck?'
'No!' she shrieked, aghast.
So, he...
A blonde joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot girl walks by him; the blonde gets a hard-on.
Girl, 'Sir, did you call for me?
Blonde, 'No, I just got here.'
Girl, 'You must be new here; it`s a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies...
Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women.
He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis and said...
A blonde went into a world wide message centre (PCO) to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: 'I don`t have any money. But I`d do...
'Miss Jones, we can`t employ you as a model,' the editor from the men`s magazine explained. 'It`s too obvious that your blonde hair isn`t natural, since the hair between your legs is black.'
The model picked up a paperweight and
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, 'Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman`s right breast is...
One day a police officer pulls over a car for speeding. The driver turns out to be a gorgeous blond woman. 'I`ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma`am.... Could I see your driver`s license and registration...