A young couple were in a car parked on Lovers Lane and the young man turned admiringly to his pretty date and said, 'Gee, you smell terrific. You wearing...
A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.
'I've tried to be a secretary and failed,' she complained. 'I tried to be an...
A blonde is crossing the road when she gets run over. She is lying on the ground as the driver rushes out of the car to her.
'Are you all right?' he asks her.
'Everything is just...
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
'It's funny,' says Samantha, 'Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick.'
'You know what?' replies Jenny. 'It's exactly the same with my Richard...'
They turn to the third blonde and ask, 'When you blow...
A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
'No' the talented blonde artist said. 'I don't do that sort of thing.
'I'll increase your fee two times,' he said.
'No, no thanks!!'
'I'll give five times...
A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
'What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?' he asked.
Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, 'My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is...
A blonde call girl was being driven to a secluded spot by a client when his car left the road, hit a tree and she was flung through the windshield. She was rushed to the hospital with blood pouring from her head and face.
Once at the hospital she clamped her hands to her face and began to...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.
The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says, 'OOOOOhhh that looks like semen.'
She reaches out and...
Two blondes walk up to a perfume counter.
The first one picks up a sample bottle, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, 'That's nice, don't you think, Steffi?'
Steffi says...
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening...