A blonde went into a global message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost 200 bucks, she exclaimed, "I don't have that...
A girl walked up to the information desk in her local hospital and said, "I, need, to see the upturn, please."...
On a hot day, a blonde stopped at the tavern for a cold beer, leaving his hound dog tied to a parking meter in front of the joint. One beer led to another, and soon...
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent...
Eva, a blonde city girl, marries a rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Eva, "The artificial insemination...
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he...
Three blondes passed every day through a street that led them from their room to their office. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a big residential house. Every time they...
A blonde couple was watching a documentary on the TV Channel about an African tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his...
A blonde, Lucy, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally...
A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young woman in a pub and said, 'Do you mind if I...