Mature Jokes



Presidential Humor

Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that...

Proportional Body

Joel Garner, Cricket legendary fast bowler from West Indies, is 6 feet 8 inches tall. In his playing years, his height was a big attraction. Once at a dinner in Australia, he was approached by two ladies...

Presidential Clock

Bill Clinton, when he was the President of the USA, was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is, Bill asked, "Have you seen the Presidential clock yet...

The Truth Will Always Prevail

When we visited India in 1995 we fell in love with the cuisine of that country. One meal in particular was totally awesome and we asked to meet the chef. We were introduced to this unassuming ma...

Bill Clinton Wax Figure

The wax museum just acquired a very good wax figure of ex prez Bill Clinton. They had it arranged to show him in an authoritative stance in front of several staff members set on a stage made up like the oval office...

Mow the Yard

Lee Trevino is a considered one of the best golf players in history and has a net worth over $40 Million. He`s Hispanic and lives with his beautiful wife in Dallas, Texas. One day he was out cutting the grass...

Robert Mugabe's Dirty Quotes

1) Some women`s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading.

2) If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don`t walk around with X-rays...

Monica Lewinsky's Love Handles

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie...

Sunny Nights

Sunny Leone to taxi driver: Airport Chaloge??
Driver: Haan Chalunga....
Sunny Leone: Kya Loge ?
Driver: Gareeb Aadmi Hoon Behenji...

Why I Mow My Own Lawn

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas, mowing his front lawn...