Mature Jokes



Where Do Babies Come From?

It was a little girl`s first day of school and her mother was both excited and saddened to see her daughter begin this rite of passage. She sent her daughter off with a kiss good-bye and a promise of freshly baked cookies...

Sex With The Teacher

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher."
She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to...

Visiting The Louvre Museum

A Frenchwoman took her young daughter to the Louvre. As they stood before a statue of a nude male, the child pointed at its penis and asked, "Mama, what`s that?"
"Oh, nothing, Cherie."
"I want one," said the child...

Changes in Sexuality

One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts... "Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"
The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to...

The Wash Cloth

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It`s my wash cloth...

Wow, It's Dark Here!

A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises decides to open a door. He says "Wow, it`s dark here!"
You can imagine that there`s a man with a woman in bed in that room...

Cow Breeding

Little Johnny`s father had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor`s bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told Johnny to watch and come in and tell him when the bull...

'Porky' The Dog

Six year old Debra was walking her dog when she passed the temple where she and her family attended services. As she approached her Rabbi came out the temple door and said, "Shalom Debra, I see the tooth fairy visited you...

The Hungover Lineman

The telephone lineman had been out drinking the night before, and the next day he went to work not feeling too good. He climbed to the top of the first pole and as he took his pliers out to repair the wire...

How Does Pregnancy Happen?

A mom of an 8-year-old boy was awaiting her son`s arrival from school. As he ran in, he said he needed to talk to her about making babies. He claimed he knew about the development of a fetus but didn`t understand...