A Christian family, comprising mom, dad and daughter were sitting around the dinner table with the reverend of their church as their honored guest.
The mom told her daughter to start off the prayer so...
A mom of an 8-year-old boy was awaiting her son`s arrival from school. As he ran in, he said he needed to talk to her about making babies. He claimed he knew about the development of a fetus...
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed...
A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, "I`ll be gone for awhile I have to have surgery."
On the day he was admitted his mother asked if the doctor...
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing," the kid asked.
"Well, you wanted a brother, so we`re making you one."
The next day, the father walks outside and sees...
Antonio came home from school one day and walked into the kitchen. His grandma asked him, "Antonio, what did you learn in school today?"
Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and vaginas, and sexual intercourse...
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old toddler, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could...
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I`m in here to get...
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she`d take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My name is Bob Fuckhauer...