It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she`d take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My name is Bob Fuckhauer...
A Rabbi`s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the Rabbi`s family expanded, so would his pay check...
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
One day, I was in the bathroom...
A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names.
My name is Sam, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to Russia and Japan, If I can, If I can, If I can...
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me."
He takes him to the barn...
Mrs. Smith pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of the porch, where Mrs. Jones` lovely young daughter, Linda, sat.
< "It is really none of my business," whispered Mrs. Smith, "but have you noticed what your daughter is doing...
The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student going to one of the finest private schools in the nation. From an upper-crust family, he was well...
At a family get together, a young boy of about 8 years of age asks his father, "What does fornication mean?"
The dad is freaked out by the question and demands to know, "Where did you hear a word like...
There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed. The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school. One of the little girls...
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don`t want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won`t tell me...