Mature Jokes



Can I Get Pregnant?

A little girl was asking her teacher.
Girl: Can my mom get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your mom?
Girl: She is....

Where Did I Come From?

"Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 7-years-old.
The father was shocked that a 7 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but...

First Concert

Mother took Willie to his first concert. The conductor was leading the orchestra and directing the soprano soloist as well. Willie was greatly interested.
"Mother, why is that man shaking...

An Afternoon 'Quickie'

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon `quickie` with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all...

Sex Education!!!

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
"One day we should get her for this...

What's Sex???

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what`s Sex?"
"OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I`m not going to let...

Cute Dogie!!!

I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about...

Happy Butt!!!

In a school, A teacher asks the new student her name.
The girl replies, "Happy Butt."
The teacher says, "I don`t think that`s your name...

What is Love?

The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love.
Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making...

Inside Her!!!

A mangy redneck youth walks into the kitchen where his mom is fixing that night`s dinner.
"Mom, I got a splinter in my finger. Can I have a glass of cider...