Mature Jokes



Making Cakes!!

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says 'Mummy what are they doing?'. The mother hesitates then quickly replies...

The Classroom

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow`s final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury or illness, or...

Still Up In Bed

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, 'Where`s Mom and dad?' and she replied, 'they`re up in bed.' The little boy started to...

English Teacher

A boy in the eigth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he`s got a big smile on his face. She asks...

Pumping Dad Up !!

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says...

Big Dick !!!!!

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out....

Nude Beaces !!

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn`t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that...

Couple of Sex!!!

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard and asked him, 'Daddy, what is sex?'. The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided...

Johnny`s Oral test!!!

Little Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he`d done so well during the year that the teacher suggested to the principal that they gave him an oral exam to make up for the test he missed. The principal agreed so they called Little Johnny into the office and...

More men on job!!!

A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: 'A baby brother.''Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother, but...