One day at school, the topic of the day was, 'What part of your body goes to Heaven first?'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher saw this and thought to herself, `Oh no! Johnny always...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand.
The teacher says...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, 'Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?'
'I`m in...
When I get home tonight, I will fuck the babysitter and she`ll get it. Then when my parents get home, dad will drive her home and, on the way, they`ll stop and have sex, and he`ll get it. Later, when dad gets home, mum and dad will make love, and she`ll get it. And at about 9:30 tomorrow morning, when....
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, 'Your thing doesn`t have any skin on it!'.
'I`ve been...
Once there was a little girl. It was here first day of school and a little boy came up to her.
'What`s your name?' He asked.
'Happy butt...
The naughty, Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, 'Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?'
'But Dad...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents` bedroom. He got out of bed and walked down the hall towards his parents room. Before he made it to the end of the hall, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light had gone on. Little Johnny walked into the bathroom and...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through out the class. One day the teacher asked her while she was napping, `Tell me, Mary, who...
Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out oftown all week and said, 'Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door. They undressed and got into bed and then