A young girl in her school uniform is walking down the street, on the way home from school, when a teenage boy says, 'Hey girl, I`ll give you Rs 100 to climb up that tree.'
The young girl agrees, climbs the tree, and collects her reward. When she gets home she tells her mother about the hundred rupes she recieved for climbing the tree. Her mother replies...
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, 'Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?'
'But Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled...
A teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Mary said, 'My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted the word `fascinate`.'
Sally raised her hand.
She said, 'My family went to the Zoo and...
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted.
At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the back of the class.
She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, 'Oh miss, oh miss!' with his...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, 'Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?'
The kid replies, 'Yeah.'
The cop says, 'Well, next year tell Santa to put a...
It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher greeted the class and said, 'Let`s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, 'Give me Liberty, or give me death?'
She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.'What size?' asks the clerk.
'Gee, I don`t know.'
'Go see Sophie in aisle 4.' He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells...
Kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, 'How was school son?'
He replies, 'It wasn`t good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher.'
She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room. His father gets home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno...
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: 'What part of the human body increases to 10 times it`s normal size when excited?'
Jessica responds: 'That`s disgusting! I...
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked...