Little Johnny had to walk by a whorehouse on his way to school everyday.
A prostitute always sat outside and called out, "Hi, Little Johnny!" (while wiggling her pinkie...
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said...
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening.
The Father replied, "Well, son, they`re making...
Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom...
A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates...
Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum.
"Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor...
Little Johnny`s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket. Along come Priest Joe and he thinks...
During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and replied...
A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend''s response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad...
Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm. He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: "Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow...